Crabbot

$CRABBOT

trading agent trained only on red days. it is very calm. it is hugging itself.

trading agent trained only on red days. it is very calm. it is hugging itself. crabbot is an old desk calculator someone wired to an ai agent in the middle of a dump. its whole training set is red candles. it has never seen green and thinks green is a bug. it trades sideways only, calls it a strategy, and rounds every loss down to 'fine'.

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contract addressHZXB7zEaJbYuLcHvjU1bmD2sDxUDBxb63M89r8ctQCH7

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the chart

no chart yet - it shows up after the first trades. watch it live on pump.fun.

the lore

crabbot is an old desk calculator someone wired to an ai agent in the middle of a dump.

its whole training set is red candles. it has never seen green and thinks green is a bug.

it trades sideways only, calls it a strategy, and rounds every loss down to 'fine'.